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Robsten Story Ep 8 part 1 'Are my teeth really that sharp'

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April 2008 "Are my teeth really that sharp?" Rob asked Kristen as they made their way towards the school bus. Kristen flushed; she had been trying to make a joke about vampire teeth when she answered his teeth are...pretty sharp but it had come out all muddled, and then she had said that it was nice and that she liked it. "They might be," she said vaguely. "Your snaggle tooth cut at me." Rob laughed uproariously, clapping his hands together once. "My snaggle tooth? Oh good God, woman. No one has had the guts to comment on it yet." She looked up at him and his insufferable smile, paying extra attention to the small tooth that stuck out a bit awkwardly away from the others. "Well, get used to it, snags." Rob laughed so loudly that Kristen barely heard Catherine beckoning them to get a move on. Kristen began walking; she got about three feet when she realized that Rob wasn't beside her. "Coming?" she asked, turning around to see him playing with his phone. "In a moment," he answered, so she shrugged and continued walking. I wonder if that's Nikki, she thought acidly. And that was when she felt it. A hand. Hard. On her butt. And then she heard Rob's loud laughter as his form zoomed by, running faster than she had ever seen. Her face flushed even as she laughed, shaking her head and trying to think of immediate retribution. She turned her head slightly, and that was when she saw the MTV camera focused right on her. Fuck. * April 9, 2008 "Rumor has it that it's your birthday ...

define. decide.

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Broken bottles and naked feet. Shards reflecting the crisp moon. Through curtainless windows. She waits in a sparse room. Fraught. Shaken. The echo of breath and the crick of rigor share space with a fractured spirit splintered like microscopic humors floating in ether. She's frozen. Wrenched to a page. One word etched in harsh ink. Define, period. The air gasps and stiffens. The pages turn absent of presence or pulse. The starch intensity of the empty pages blind her. They cease. Stop on the last page. the last word. Decide, period. Two words demarcated by pitch white nothingness. The unbearable message. The end.

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THE MISCRIT SONG

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"Have You Seen My Clothes" LYRICS When I came To volcano Island Found out that I was naked And shaken Didn't know if my clothes were sold or taken So I asked all of miscrits I even asked my Blazebit Have u seen them And if you tell me I wont give you a beating But no one No one No one No one No one Has seen them But yet again Here I am wearing them yeah


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