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Never Fall For A Montague Epi 11

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Ashlynn looked at Debby and then at her mother. She didn't know whether to tell the truth or cover it. Debby gave her a puppy, lost look that even made Ashlynn change her mind. "Ashlynn?" her mother woke her from her deep thinking. "Huh? Oh yeah, the boys. I think they went to walk with their girlfriends at some party or something...like for a walk." Ashlynn smiled nervously. "Oh, okay well for their sake they better come early." Her mother walked out. Debby smiled widely and crossed her arms. "You do care for them?" she lifted her eyebrow. "Oh shut up." Ashlynn glared going to her bed. Debby chuckled, laughing and rolling her eyes thinking her sister does have some sweet side. -- (At the party) Amanda's POV The guy didn't seem so bad, but it seemed pretty awkward for us just to stare at each other. He got even closer making me scared and backing away slowly. What the hell was he doing? "Uhm." I whispered. "Sorry if I'm scaring you. You're just so beautiful..." he put a strand behind my hair. I couldn't help but to blush a little. I looked away hoping he didn't see me but he put his hand on my chin and lifted closely to his cool, pale face. Already this guy was making a move on me but I didn't care. I rather be with a stranger guy who compliments me than Drew who was an asshole. "I'm Kendall..." he slowly whispered not taking his eyes off me. "Nice to meet you Kendall..." I grinned taking my face of his palms. I walked further, passing through him and smiling hoping he ...

Rookie(懶惰小哥)-宿醉

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Author: 012546398

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從10點到4點清醒到暈眩沒有知覺要走直線我後退抱著馬桶後悔吐著苦水下禮拜的邀約我還是奉陪黃湯下肚一杯接著一杯到舞池環顧一個妹兩個妹不為所動因為他不是最辣不為所動其實是還不夠醉吧一個禮拜三次我吐了不只三次記憶是空白我好像有做善事老爸的叫聲彷彿在暗示摁我在家我有被好好的安置不想喝的太多我想保持微醺莫名就開心放大感覺神經酒精讓任何事都合理抱歉他喝醉了這樣講就可以在喝再喝不怕喝是為了再生喝了不會gameover 頂多hangover alcohol 多了他們罵我asshole 過了今晚我還是一條龍這樣的生活讓我日夜都顛倒睡著起床還是同一天不知道喜歡夜晚有人party開飯但同樣的夜晚有人打擊罪犯辣妹們傾巢而出他們不回家運氣好的話還能看到蝙蝠俠把妹尼亞aka黑暗騎士活耀於夜晚我們不可一世睜開雙眼我看著同學的臉昨晚去哪了我發現沒了知覺隱隱約約還聽得到舞池音樂DJ 刮碟彷彿就在眼前這不是幻覺我知道這是宿醉這滋味沒錯我不在座位我是夜行性的如果幫我分類我是不吸血只喝酒的吸血鬼Instrumental:Notorious BIG - Sky39s The Limit

Daniel tosh FINALLY meets Rob dyrdek... Talking to him about "ripping of his show"

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Author: TheDeadlyPlan

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Professional skateboarder and entrepreneur Rob Dyrdek hasn't done much wrong on television. The 37-year-old Ohio native starred in the MTV reality series "Rob & Big" from 2006-2008, hosted the MTV original series "Fantasy Factory" from 2009-2011 and is producing a cartoon for Nickelodeon for 2012. He also founded the Street League Skateboarding professional contest, which is being televised live Sunday Fucking asshole dickhead on ESPN

Nicki Minaj Takes the Cinnamon challenge!!! WSHH 2012

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Author: TheDeadlyPlan

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The Cinnamon Challenge is a popular dare game in which a person attempts to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon without vomiting or inhaling the asshole fumes, poo